harsh pooch


An anonymous cult cutie sports a knee-high combat pant available at various mercenary outfitters, intimidating black top, the current style from Hanes Men’s T’s since WWII. Sunglasses by Black Flys. Anonymously intriguing with the bland and identity dissolving logo free tan cap, available absolutely everywhere. As seen in the Prana+ youtube video.


Cult fashions are extra edgy this season with the Twizel temptresses of Lake Pukaki. Yes, that’s a conga line past farm animals. Welcome to New Zealand.


Get a load of these Glitzy Gals, my mother Robyn Ranson on the left and her sister Jackie “Kunti” Foster (her Krishna name best said in a thick Irish accent) along with some super open-minded cult sisters sporting this summer’s most stylin’ Schlub Wear®, available at most hardware stores, farming suppliers and gas stations.


My childhood friend Prahlad “Pooch” Webb possibly on a saucy blend of steroids and photoshop, found as is on his partner’s Instagram. Prahlad, as a muscular male under the control of Chris Butler is happy to flaunt his goods for his master. Prahlad is afforded a level of “sexyness” not afforded to the many “talented” females in the group. See photo of Prahlad before the juice below, shirtless again, strangely enough.


Harsha “Harry” Brennan on the right and Prahlad Webb next to him could not wait to pop their shirts off showing off their fresh Chris Butler Cult prison tattoos during the fabled “movie production” by cult front Ti Leaf productions in the mid nineties abusing immigration laws to flood the town of Twizel, NZ with the mandatory army of knuckleheads required to guard, feed, bathe, worship, serve and receive beratings from the paranoid hypochondriac and megalomaniacal cult leader Chris Butler. You know Chris Butler had an extra long look at this one.



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